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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Return of the Random
In the spirit of getting my computer back, I shall answer another random questionnaire!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
DO YOU SNORE? - No. If I did, I would find a pillow shooting from my roomie's bed to mine. Then again, he could probably sleep through a hurricane.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover. I have not the physique nor convictions to fight.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Spiders. No question. Although surveillance cameras are a close second. Who knows? The imba woman might just be imba enough to hack into the camera archives that show me drinking root beer...
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER? Nope. Had plenty of imagination, but my parents deemed writing as a more constructive (and cheaper) outlet for my imagination.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"? Yeah, right. Say, for example, Fear Factor. They only "really" dare to eat stuff like bull's testicles because if they do, they'll be that much closer to a huge wad of money.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Toothpicks for me. Straws are too long, and if there's still a drop of root beer on it, the imba woman will sniff it out and murder.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I wouldn't know... But I can direct you to someone who can tell you: my mum. Although she's bound to be biased.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Can't say. I can only give a biased answer since I've been single for all *almost* 17 years of my life.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black. I'd like pink, but I'd get murdered for going against the spirit of masculinity. As it is, the guys are only just tolerating my pink braces, toothbrush, pencil, pen, file...
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. I have faith that my singing isn't bad, but others may not have that faith. I'm trained to try and be considerate.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Once. Thought I was going to die until the cord pulled me back up. Even though I knew it was there all the time, human survival instinct always kicks in somehow...
ANY SECRET TALENTS? Secret? Nah... They're all known. Talking cock, techno stuff, imagination, gaming, speed-reading, guzzling root beer...
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Home. After you've been away for so long, nothing beats where your family is.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? Yeah. I'm an Asian, yo! Sushi must be, like, an integral part of an Asian's life. Nothing like raw fish and/or rice with seaweed! (I bet the Westerners are squirming now...)
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? The crap is that? Some guy called Donnie who can turn off the lights?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? Yeah. It's one of the reasons why I dream of having lightning powers. Lightning produces enough energy to create ozone, you know... Make lightning, save the world.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Erm... What in blazes is a Tootsie Pop?
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Lemme try now! Z Y X W V U T...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? It's all I can do not to stare at the screen with one of those looks. If only they knew...
ARE SPEEDOS HOT? Depending. Normally, swimming pool water sucks all the heat out of Speedos. Unless it's a hot day.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Hunting what? Endangered animals, no. But I myself am a hunter of sorts.
He entered the 7-11, his hand fingering the weapon on his hip, ready for any attack. With superhuman speed and agility, he wrestled the refrigerator door open, and grabbed the Root Beer by the throat. Then, drawing his weapon, he fished $2 out of it to pat for it and make a run for it before it's mother, the imba woman, came after him.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? See where God takes me.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Oh yeah. Never saw any reason to hate it. Perfectly untidy, but wonderfully legible.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Conceit and narcissism. *Ahem ahem*
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? In a story I had written.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Who's Tupac? Tu pac or not tu pac, zat eez ze qweschiawn...
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Not until recently. A Walk To Remember was a touching movie...
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Cooked.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? Nope. Cloud's a war genius.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? On the other foot. Or on Ayto's, depending. He seems to like to borrow my socks.
WHAT TIME IS IT? Summertime! It's our vacation! What time is it? Party Time! That's right, say it loud! What time is it? The time of our lives! Anticipation! What time is it? Summertime! School's out, scream and shout!!!
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Many. WthameXt, Math, Matt, Mootz, L, Yee and Matt Matt.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? The food isn't. The clown is. *shudder* Freaky...
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? A long long long long long long long time ago. In Singapore, they mainly do buses. Or trains.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers. After I turned 10, for some strange reason, baths lost their appeal for me.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Saint Nicholas, from whom the legend was derived, was real. However, otherwise, Santa is about as real as we want him to be. I'll see ol' Saint Nick in heaven, though, and ask him what he thinks of his legacy.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? You know, I've been indirectly asked this question millions of times by the imba woman. And I still say no.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Root Beer. Although I haven't been drunk or high on it for 6 months.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Scrap peanut butter and eat Nutella.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? That's a story for another time.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once. Going to again as soon as I publish this.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Drugs should not be free. Don't even do drugs.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS? Now? Nope. I will be in 6 hours. The final stretch, and PW will be overrr!!!
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED? On a bus. Not really counted.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown. But I think my classmates (or some of them, anyway) plan to make them red in one and a half weeks. Or was it lightning bolts, guys?
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last Saturday.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Subarashiki Kono Sekai. It's a wonderful life.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER? Compared to whom? Seriously, these incomplete questions...
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I'm a Lit student. I'm always mistaken to be psychic. And I have roomie telepathy with all who have been my roomies.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? Sadly, no. Ah, I found another book to read. *eyes sparkle*
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Used to. Piano. Now, it's only the computer (O2Jam) and the accordion (incredibly badly)
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD? Tried to, but failed miserably. I have the scar to prove it. Although you can't see it, since it's near a portion of my anatomy not generally displayed to the public...
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Yup. Outward Bound did it for me.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? I can do anything when I laugh. Except snort. I'm not a pig.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Yes, but not the conventional kind. Miracles.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Nope. You can't possibly call all my best friends dogs, now can you? If they don't get you first, I will. Grr...
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? No. What God has joined together, let no man separate.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Nope, but I know a Vietnamese who can. Better than MJ.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE? I don't have MySpace.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Asam Laksa. Mmmmmm...
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH? It's a special nail polish consisting of everything that's present in air.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Yeah. Not saying who, though.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? One I saw in Jakarta. Bukan 'big', tapi BIIIIIIIIG...
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? Singapore don't have one, yo.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? High School Musical cast!! WOOHOO HSM FEVER!!!
