Stray Bolts

Storms rock. There's the sunshine afterward to look forward to.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Midnight Musings

Life is like a blog. If you don't update it regularly, people are going to get bored of yours.

Life is like reading. It's an adventure for some, a chore for others.

Life is like speaking a language. You can try to bluff your way through it, but you'll just end up making a fool out of yourself.

Life is like a shadow. It's always there, but we usually take it for granted.

Life is like a computer. Just when you think you've figured it out, some idiot changes something.

Life is like a catchphrase. People instantly recognise you because of your usage of it.

Life is like virginity. You never know how important it is until you're on the verge of losing it.

Life is like a dynamo. The more energy you give it, the more energy it gives others.

Life is like a roller coaster. Not only are there ups and downs, sometimes there are these really scary parts, but it's all just part of the fun.

Life is like a guillotine. It looks daunting, but it can't do squat until you let somebody release the blade.

Life is like gravity. Everyone experiences it similarly and yet differently to some extent.

Life is like fat. The more you have, the higher the likelihood you'll encounter problems.

Life is like doing a GP essay. You can just sit there and be passive, but it's not going to earn you any marks.

Life is like a teacher. You know its lessons are important, but you still ignore them anyway.

Life is like sleeping. You hardly notice the time go by, you appreciate it most when it's ending, and you spend a lot of time wishing it lasted longer.

Life is like paper. You can fold or decorate it any way you like, but when it boils right down to it, it's still paper.

Life is like the chime of midnight. You can choose to welcome the start of a new day, or you could complain about how late it is.