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Saturday, March 7, 2009

An Interesting Note Going Around Facebook

Instructions:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and
write the FIRST definition it gives you. You're going to find some pretty funny results. Try not to take offense to some of them! Then tag 20 people!

1. your first name: Matthew

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush

(SEE!! Even Urban Dictionary thinks hot pink is nice!!!)

2. your last name: Yee

You say Yee if you're hella hyped off what you do..For instance, IN THE BAY AREA! It's poppin pills of the block, it's like you're hella hot off something you're not even on.

(So now my family are drug addicts...)

3. your birth month: November

The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & having thanksgiving break.

4. your age: 17

When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.

(How interesting...)

5. your favourite animal: Cat

The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.

Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.

6. your current location: bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

(Yeah, SLEEP FTW!!! ZZZ!!!)

7. your favourite number: 9

A number which was eaten by 7.

[Why are all the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ATE nine..)]

8. your favourite movie: Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

9. an object closest to you: mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

(Which is why we need games like MouseHunt to kill off the invaders.)

10. the last person you talked to: Roommate

The reason I'm not getting any sleep right now.

(And so we stay up all night...)

11. your nickname: Matt

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you're with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you're not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

(Riiiiiiiight...)