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Storms rock. There's the sunshine afterward to look forward to.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Transcript of Doom

Recently, it seems like there is starting to be a wave of dreams about our dear friend Kelvin Senjaya. A few days ago, I had a vaguely vivid dream of Kelvin spying on me for strange reasons. And just a few hours ago, Kar Yong had a dream about Kelvin too.

*DISCLAIMER* This transcript of the conversation concerning Kar Yong's dream has no ulterior motive but to entertain. Any person offended by the following transcript is purely unintentional.

Matthew: So, Conk (Kelvin), what was that dream about?
Kelvin: Kar Yong had this dream that I was getting stabbed by a mad woman.
D**X**n (looking away from PC): Huh? Huh? What's this about?
Matthew: No, I was just noting that lately got people dreaming about him one.
D**X**n: Huh so Kar Yong got dream about Conk also?
Kelvin: No lah, it's like the mad woman was stabbing him and me lah, so I'm like a side character.
Matthew: So like, both of you kena stab by a crazy woman?
Kelvin: Yeah, and the woman got short hair like Indora!
Matthew: Huh how come suddenly got the Imba Woman?
D**X**n: EH EH I KNOW I KNOW! So she stabbed Conk because she say, "YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIM [Kar Yong]" and she stabbed Kar Yong because she say, "YOU WERE UNFAITHFUL!!!"
*120dB laughs pervade the room*

Indora, good luck trying to find a person to kill.

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